It’s not enough that this is a killer deal on a blow up doll. I mean yeah, it’s a sweet deal.

The real kicker is that people that bought this product also bought a 16 Fluid Ounce pump bottle of Passion Lubes Natural Water-based Lubricant, and a pair of DC skate shoes.

I will never look at people who wear DCs the same again.

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My hornyness is a tornado.

In tornado. It’s pretty random and can destroy anything worth keeping in order right?

Lol, it’s like a thing. Where’s my self control. 

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This could be a far stretch..

But I’m sure I can prove to myself that drumming is better than blowjobs. 

Yeah!

Yeah?

Energy better spent drumming than trying to be the stick in a tonsil hockey match. 

why am i horny 24/7

(via rachellugly)

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bjaddict:

kissbetweenthelegs:

now find me a girl who uses all these techniques and ill take care of you.

all that and more

(Source: , via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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I woke myself from the glorious moment of a wet dream out of fear I might piss myself.

Something tells me better safe than sorry, but damn. 

Damn damn damn.

I woke myself from the glorious moment of a wet dream out of fear I might piss myself.

Something tells me better safe than sorry, but damn.

Damn damn damn.

I have the jaws of life. 

ba-dum. *crash*

I have the jaws of life.

ba-dum. *crash*

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