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What time and circumstance has made me.

Even though she’s short

Miranda Lambert looks great sweaty.

— 1 day ago
#sexy  #funny 
titlefightmeirl:

vaporheart-archive:
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.


Lol

titlefightmeirl:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

Lol

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— 3 days ago with 128866 notes
awesomefossum:

moveyourbooty:

moveyourbootyeats:

As humans, mammals and Earth-dwelling creatures, we’re engineered to eat seasonally. But when our grocery stores are overflowing with all kinds of foods all season long, how do we know what’s in season?
Lucky for us, Williams-Sonoma has launched a beautiful and easy-to-follow website featuring what’s currently in season + great recipes for each food item. Check out In Season Now to fall in love with and get inspired by seasonal produce.
Get seasonal. Get sexy. #eatrealfood

Photos via http://theyearinfood.com/

Oooh, pretty! Artichoke time.

awesomefossum:

moveyourbooty:

moveyourbootyeats:

As humans, mammals and Earth-dwelling creatures, we’re engineered to eat seasonally. But when our grocery stores are overflowing with all kinds of foods all season long, how do we know what’s in season?

Lucky for us, Williams-Sonoma has launched a beautiful and easy-to-follow website featuring what’s currently in season + great recipes for each food item. Check out In Season Now to fall in love with and get inspired by seasonal produce.

Get seasonal. Get sexy. #eatrealfood

Photos via http://theyearinfood.com/

Oooh, pretty! Artichoke time.

— 5 days ago with 138 notes
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

awesomefossum:

justsingitloud:

patternbase:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification !

Champagne:

image

Dry Martini:

image

Margarita:

image

Pina Colada:

image

Sake:

image

Scotch:

image

Tequila:

image

Vodka:

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I always knew I wanted to swim in a pool of scotch.

I wish I liked martinis.

(Source: telegraph.co.uk)

— 5 days ago with 67955 notes

heylovelyy:

loonylunalovegood97:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!

They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.

They played together as a family.

They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.

They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.

When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.

Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.

And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?

Is it odd I actually really like this post?

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— 2 weeks ago with 119673 notes
dolphin-sus:

Ladies of Workaholics (Photo by funkelly via Instagram)

dolphin-sus:

Ladies of Workaholics (Photo by funkelly via Instagram)

— 2 weeks ago with 1740 notes